Literally reads like a list of new cars that came out in 2014 without a more sporty and powerful manual sport wagon version. Which is to say, every car is being nominated, because they were all a big let down in that sense. Oh, and some people are complaining about a certain small Chevy truck, but we have a different Opponaunt for addressing that complaint. I should point out that I'm thrilled, because with so many people complaining about not being able to buy a souped-up, wagon/hatch/shooting brake manual version of whatever car, it means that most cars that came out this year were pretty damn good, because people can't find anything of the normal sort to complain about. Huzzah!
Also, my vacation is not over. And I will not twerk.