You are supposed to feel sad for me that I drove a brand new manual GTI here instead of showing my rare vintage Toyota. Ok, that didn’t work. How about the part where we are hanging out at the Beverly Hills Marriott? Is your heart breaking yet?

Shit. I know! Many of you are living in holiday winter wonderlands. It will hit an empathy nerve to hear it is a beautiful LA day, and I can see bit downtown and the Hollywood sign from my room.

Toby is bored with my nonsense.