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Not Enough Batshit

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Sorry guys, but your crazypants hardtop convertible isn't crazy enough to warrant a $1M price tag. Rarity and exclusivity alone aren't enough to skyrocket a car's value, because some cars have those things because no one wants them. Like this thing.

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This interior does not befit a million dollar car. Hell, I'm not even sure it befits a $.01M car. You need to up the bat guano on this thing if you want to charge a million dollars for it. Namely;

->LS7x2; Two V8s, one front, one rear

-> Cheetah penis interior with tarantula silk covered steering wheel

-> Placenta sack gear shift with linkages lubbed with vaginal fluid.

-> Carbon fiber wheels with lighted inserts powered by crushed dreams

-> Oh, and maybe not basing it almost entirely off a Volvo C70. Or at least make it less blatent.

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