And that is to plop every single car from MY2012 to MY2017 that is an IIHS and NHTSA top safety pick (either or), supercars from the same years, and some GT3 race cars from the same years onto a level crossing and have a train run through it. Dummies shall be placed inside every car, filling up all seats.

This isn’t about which car can keep its occupants alive—that’s not gonna happen—it’s about how far down the Happy Tree Friends scale can we go.