So othere’s a huge shitstorm going down in a Facebook group I’m part of, so a friend of mine posted this in another group I’m in.

The FitnessGram™ Asshole Test is a multistage shitposting capacity test that progressively gets more disrespectful as it continues. The 20 meter shit load test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up older people that know a shit load about cars. The running speed starts cars and all, but younger guys and gals know shit too. after you hear this signal. [drivers] A single opinion should be completed each time you hear this sound. [Shitpost] Remember to alo t in a straight line, and run as ignorant as possible. The second time you fail to be an ignorant asswipe before the sound, you need to get a life. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.