What we have here is a 1970 Mercedes-Benz 220D wagon that some enterprising soul has hacked into a sweet Benzamino. It’s diesel. It’s manual. It’s beige, but with what appears to be a primer-black roof. Tri-tone, if you count “rust” as a color, as I do. It’s classy (look at those body-color Benz wheels!). It only had about 55 horsepower when new, but on the plus side, it’s a lot lighter than it used to be. It has one of those sweet horn buttons that’s like a little wheel-within-a-wheel. It scores off the damn charts on the JalopMeter. I say it’s positively priceless. What say you?