Since we aren’t associate with those Jalops anymore. I can’t title this “Everything a Jalop Loves.”

No, it is not a brown manual diesel wagon, but it is the next best thing. Up for Nice Price or Crack Pipe consideration is a 1998 Subaru Impreza Hatchback. It contains all of the things that an Opponaut would want:


- Manual Transmission

- A hatch

- Wheels

- An Engine

- Questionable grammar

It has even been parked offroad! Is now the time to get your winter beater? Well, at $1650, it might be.


What does Oppo think, nice price or crack pipe?