If your Ford had a Matthew McConaughey, it would be a Lincoln

NSFW for my own language...

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GOD FUCKING FUCKITY FUCK FUCK SHIT COCKSUCKING SHIT_GARGLING CUM_DUMPSTER godless monday of FUCKING HELL.

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TL;DW (too long; didn't write)

Too goddamn much shit to do

Major client being a fucktard and a jackass (simultaneously)

Boss penny-pinching on employees (we desperately need more good people)

Chinese suppliers are cum-swilling ass-gobblins and i want to kick their teeth in

and in avoiding being hit by a wanna-be-flat-bill broke-bro in a beat-to-shit 2004ish Impreza WRX I just rashed the ever-loving piss out of my right front rim and chewed hell out of tire side-wall too.

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