Insurance found me at fault because the other guy claimed he signaled and it became his word against mine. Thank god for accident forgiveness, but I’ll have to try fixing the damage myself (hahahahahahahaha). The dents aren’t really fixable, but the marks should buff out. Yay for plastic Kawasakis. In other news, I sealed up a couple leaks in the Civic’s exhaust and I now have the world’s quietest car. I had it running while I adjusted the throttle stop then I closed the hood and went to wash my hands, sat down in the car, and tried to start an already-running vehicle because it was so quiet I had no idea it was running.

I am what the ricers hate.