I Ferris Bueller’ed my way into the restricted access Koenigsegg exhibit by pretending I was an Associate Photo Editor for Motor Trend Magazine. Ok, that’s not true, but it sounds really cool (my friend knew an employee who let us in).

Skip to the bottom for the Koenigsegg’s, Spyker, and Veyron SS.

I hauled ass over to the Porsche exhibit so I could get photos of the 911R before people cluttered up the background.

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The 718 Boxster is cool, but I don’t think it’s as pretty as the outgoing Boxster. Maybe it’s a Subaru thing, and it’ll look good 5 years from now.

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I love how they buried the PORSCHE lettering inside the shadow of the spoiler.
The Jester Racecar from GTA V.
In photos this thing looks amazing, but in real life, it’s doesn’t really look that exotic. It’s not an Accord, but it’s also not as striking as a Ferrari.

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It’s cool, I guess, but not my cup of tea. But it earns a photo op for rarity.

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I’ve made fun of Lincoln before, but this thing looks IMPOSING in person. Lincoln’s interiors completely blew me away.

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Sport version = RED.
Hybrid version = BLUE.
The 4C is a tiny car, but it looks like an elephant next to the diminutive 33 Stradale!

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The original R8 was prettier.

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Sorry Audi, but the new R8 just isn’t that pretty.
Usain Bolt!!!!!!!! Fast man, faster car!

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This thing looks GOOD!!! It’s amazing how much of a different a few styling tweaks can make.
There were 32 Million people surrounding the GT350, so this is the best photo I could get.

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Ford GT...with no people in the background! Talk about a lucky 2 second photo-op!
Much badass. Very Viper. Such Downforce.

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It’s not a Volvo. See the license plate? It’s a Subaru STI.

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This one, however, is a Volvo.
M4 GTS looking menacing.

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You need to be a BMW owner to get up here into the Owner’s Lounge. I made up a convincing story. I actually drive a yellow Corvette. Seriously!

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It’s a chandelier made from BMW kidney grilles!

AND NOW FOR THE GOOD STUFF!!!!!!!!

AND NOW FOR THE GOOD STUFF!!!!!!!!

AND NOW FOR THE GOOD STUFF!!!!!!!!

AND NOW FOR THE GOOD STUFF!!!!!!!!

AND NOW FOR THE GOOD STUFF!!!!!!!!

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My first Veyron Supersport.
OH MY GAWD IT’S SOOOOOO GORGEOUS!!!!!

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I told you I got privileged access! Just look at all those jealous people behind the barrier! JELLY, I say!

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That top-mount wing is insane...

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Really insane...
Seriously, LOOK AT THAT WING!!!!

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It’s like a cheese grater!

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And a rainbow exhaust! Looks like my rainbow Kershaw pocket knife!
And this thing is just sexy, even if it’s not as insane as the One:1

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Everything shall be quilted. EVERYTHING!!!

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And that’s all folks! Such a fantastic auto show! If at all possible, find a way to get to New York to take part. It’s worth it!