If your Ford had a Matthew McConaughey, it would be a Lincoln

Obbo Is For Bird

Maybe bunny, too.

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Stef Schrader

Contributor, Jalopnik. 1984 "Porschelump" 944 race car, 1971 Volkswagen 411 race car, 2010 Mitsubishi Lancer GTS.