... because I am completely at a loss as to how the hell to fix this. Was Svending my Regal before lease turn-in with my usual stuff. (Still gotta undo the computer. SHUSH. It’s legal. Ish.) 303 for all the plastic because it’s done right by me.

Except this time. Somehow despite my usual foolproof application method, I have major spotting. It looks atrocious. And applying more isn’t helping. Wat do?

On the plus side, the super cheap Eagle1 leather cleaner worked a charm on super cheap “leather” but I sure as fuck wouldn’t recommend it in anything you care about. I can only describe it as a persistent chemical stench.