What is the sound of one piston slapping?
What is the sound of one piston slapping?

We got a couple inches of snow followed by freezing rain and then regular thawed rain. This made the roads pretty shitty. So I’m driving down this back road when a Subaru pulls out right in front of me. Why? I don’t know I’m on a long straight stretch so they should see me and after their driveway the road turns and starts going down hill.

I start pumping my brakes so I don’t lose traction and slow down to their speed. They are driving an Outback wagon and displaying their opinion of many things via the plethora of bumper stickers. Shortly after I achieve their speed of “crawl” they seem to notice me and come to a stop in the middle of the road.


I’m looking around this car and all I can see is a little bit in front of us as the road turns and goes downhill.

Thanks asshole.

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