If your Ford had a Matthew McConaughey, it would be a Lincoln

Of German cars, brodie knobs, and boats

Dear German cars: pls stahp, srsly. I don’t have any more space to put you sorry broken bastards, we’re only one small shop, I can’t fix every damn one of you at once.

Also, when’s the last time you saw a brodie knob? Certainly don’t expect to see one an a newer X5. Good for airbag.


Also also, a small PSA: if you bring your car in for service, take the goddamn boat off the roof (different newer X5, this one’s a diesel). (Out of frame: a third newer gray X5D with a broken timing chain. Don’t buy one.)

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