Officer: in the middle of the most congested highway in the country.
Sergeant: this is an outrage, send in the army!
Officer: It’s just a plant; no one is claiming it or defending it, don’t you think we can deal with it.
Sergeant: Don’t you know the dangers of Marihuana, I insist this is dealt with by officers armed with long rifles. Plus, I really want to ride in one of their humvees
Officer: How are you a sergeant again?
Sergeant: I’m the Commissioner’s cousin, we’ve been over this.