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Officer: Sir we found pot

Sergeant: where?

Officer: in the middle of the most congested highway in the country.

Sergeant: this is an outrage, send in the army!

Officer: It’s just a plant; no one is claiming it or defending it, don’t you think we can deal with it.

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Sergeant: Don’t you know the dangers of Marihuana, I insist this is dealt with by officers armed with long rifles. Plus, I really want to ride in one of their humvees

Officer: How are you a sergeant again?

Sergeant: I’m the Commissioner’s cousin, we’ve been over this.

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