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Official Handbook of the Jalopnik Universe

First entry in a series.

Anyone familiar with the character files books that comic companies used to put out?

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Official Handbook of the Marvel Universe.

DC's Who's Who

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G.I. Joe Order of Battle

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I had the idea to do these fictional bios for our Jalopnik writers(inspired by Archdukes tales and PG's escapades). I will try to do more finished versions and reworked one for Torchy since I ran out of room to do his feet. Also, if anyone skilled with photoshop would like to format them so they look more like the above examples, let me know.

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