“I feel that life is measured in achievement, not in years alone.”
“I feel that life is measured in achievement, not in years alone.”

I had the best idea for a superhero last night. A man with the comparative powers of a bird, and British snobbery: Pigeon English. Superpowers include projectile crapping and flight. His secret identity - mild-mannered D. L. Echt. (Duffy Lanscon to work in a quasi-German pun.) Sidekick: a golem called Clay Pigeon.

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