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Oh, freddled gruntbuggly -

Thy micturations are to me...

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As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.

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Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes...

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And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles - or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, see if I don't!

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