This year I’m a Team Lead on Purdue’s Formula SAE team and before 9:30am today I’ve composed and sent seven emails, made four phone calls, filled out two separate administrative request forms, resent an email for a building manager who judging by his refusal to answer my emails for two months now may be dead, started another email draft for a different building manager who replies with the speed of a turtle on heroin, spent about a half-hour on our school’s crappily-designed website trying to find those phone numbers and email addresses to begin with, and spent another ten minutes being passed from secretary to secretary trying to find out the name of a building manager (I never did). On the plus side I’m up early enough to hit up this sweet sandwich place for lunch, so I got that going for me, which is nice.

Bandit, if you’re reading this, I don’t blame you or Michael one damn bit for not wanting to be team lead. Christ.