kinda got very drunk and forgot part of last night

didnt leave anything terrible on oppo

looks like the damage is just a brokeified pinkie and a snapped bikechain (and apparantly a fuckton more beer i dont remember buying but as its here i guess i have to drink it )

have what popped up on google when i searched for awesome car for your time

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(eta) coz im an idiot i just decked whilst walking me bike to the shop.. walking along i decided stepping would be much quicker.. kinda overlooked the minor detail of the pedals having no resistance without a chain connecting them to the rear wheel... so when i put me weight on the pedal it happily spun round leaving me to faceplant and end up as a sad pile of part man part bicycle on the sidewalk

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its a miracle ive made it to my age despite being an accident prone moron :)