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Just picked up my rental/loaner. First thoughts, the blinker is obnoxiously loud and the steering wheel feels like the hollow plastic tube that it is.

The lady pulls out a gaggle of Chevy Keys.

me: A Spark?

lady: Ha, no it's a Sonic

me: Cool
internal monologue: FUCKING SWEEEET!

We walk outside.

internal monologue: Wh..wh..wh...why is this a sedan? cries


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