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I don’t know what kind of crazy masochist would ever have TWO Volvos... But I want to meet them.

(and be them)

I got a raise today, which just goes to show that if you put in adequate effort with an average attitude... You’ll do allright, kid. Or something. I don’t know. I can’t complain. Chatted with an Amazon driver. Ohhhhh man. HE can complain. Sounds like hell on earth compared to the (dis)organized chaos that is FedEx. Grabbed by the collar by a supervisor? Draconian monitoring practices? Shady contractual fine print? Ooof.

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You’ll still have to pry my Amazon Prime account from my cold dead hands, tho.

“what’s next, what’s next....”

Oh! I got a better picture of the sex-maxhine, apparently also known as a VFR. (it’s not blurry, you're just experiencing a hand-shakingly fast pulse. I understand, the bike has that effect on me, too).

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AAnd now I’ll leave you with... A meme dump. A MUSICAL meme dump. Courtesy of TheHardtimeNews, which is basically The Onion mixed with a smelly tour van.jeeeee

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Jeeeeeesus guys
Jeeeeeesus guys

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