Ok, Florida, that's enough. Go to your room and think about this nonsense.

Miami Herald: An accused burglar threw his own feces at a Miami judge. Then, the jury acquitted him.

If Johnnie Cochran was still with us, he would no doubt insist that “It’s protein! It’s good for you!” go down in legal history with “If it doesn’t fit, you must acquit." A tactical masterstroke before a Florida jury that brought home the win.

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