It's time to go hunting, and a husband wakes his wife up. "C'mon, we're goin' hunting." His wife says she's "not going hunting and that's the end of that!" Her husband responds, "look, you're either going hunting with me, or I'm fuckin' you in the ass or you're giving me a blowjob! Now I'm gonna go get the dogs ready and when I come back I expect and answer" and he trundles off. The wife thinks about it for a moment, and when her husband comes back she says "well, I ain't goin' hunting, and you're not fuckin' me in the ass, so I'll suck your cock." She starts blowing her husband but stops and says "eew YUCK! Your dick tastes like shit!" Her husband says "yeah, the dogs didn't want to go hunting either!"