I just heard that the EPA and NHTSA are planning to make modding illegal for everyone who isn’t a mod on oppo? What the hell. I called SEMA and asked what it is they’re planning to do to stop this, and they said nothing because oppo apparently donates $300M/year to their lobbying firm and instructed them not to stand in the way. Wat??

Ok, first off that’s an extremely specific set of allowances for folks to break apparently incoming federal law. Second...$300 million dollars?? Holy shit, how the hell do we have that just floating around to give to lobbying firms? When did oppo join the 1%? Finally y’all can go on ahead and sit on an empty bottle of bud lite with that, because where do you get off thinking you can hoard all the modding to yourself? Fuck that. THIS IS AMERICA. YOU CAN PRY MY TURBOCHARGED LS1S FROM MY COLD DEAD TUNER SHOP!!

WHAT DO WE WANT?
MODS!
WHEN DO WE WANT THEM?
NOW!
FIGHT THE POWERS THAT BE!!