So today, Obama's paying tribute to Ted Kennedy

There was a shooting at the NSA

http://www.cnn.com/2015/03/30/us/…

And Lincoln re-introduces the Continental, the same car John F. Kemnedy was assassinated in back in 1963

http://jalopnik.com/the-lincoln-co…

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*puffs joint and adjusts tinfoil hat* IT'S A CONSPIRACY, MAN!