And as revenge for all the SBCs being installed into EVERYTHING, I propose to turn the tables, with this.

A Mazda 4-rotor Peripheral Port Wankel Rotary. Twelve lobes of rotational fury. No pistons, no valvetrain, no stopping at TDC or BDC.

And put it in something like this.

Or this.

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And then when Corvette guys lose their minds, I'll just laugh.