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Ok, Texas, I'm in

I am really enjoying Texas. People here are very friendly, and the whole atmosphere is very laid back. joeyramone30 is from here, and recommended a few places, including Rooster’s Roadhouse. I jumped at the chance to get some brisket, because Texas.

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The place was fantastic and fun. The waitress called us “y’all.” (CALIFORNIA NERD ALERT) Did I mention how nice and laid back everyone is here? Following through on the recommendation, we had the Redneck Sushi appetizer. It was gud.

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We enjoyed fried pickles for the first time (OMG) and the brisket was excellent. I finished it with a bannana pudding in a jelly jar that may have been the best I have ever had.

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All in all, I am really liking Texas. I understand why so many California refugees are fleeing here.

Of course, I also came to a realization. It has been extremely noticeable how nice people are, and I suddenly realized that they aren’t actually all that nice. This is just normal.

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Fellow Californians, I think we might be assholes. I think I am so used to being immersed in California assholery that coming here where people are normal seems startling. Texas, I think I understand why you resent all of our refugees bringing our assholery to your shores, and I actually empathize.

I am not sure how to feel about all of this.

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I am contemplating this by the fire.

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