Kia Kia Kia Kia Kia Kia Kia Kia Kia Kia Kia Kia Kia Kia Kia Kia Kia *foams at mouth* *faints* *dies* *is reanimated using future science and space gypsy magic in the year 2316* *destroys Kurploid the Krumplesnork in the Battle for Ninth Mars* *becomes ruler of Liliandus System 773208/A* *throne usurped by Marvin of New Nebraska-beta* *memory wiped and is sent back in time to November 29, 2016 to have never died when seeing the Kia GT Sports Sedan and there by never become Supreme Liliandus Csar of the Four-Sided Plumbus*

OMG OMG OMG OMG....

All I want is a kickass Kia that way I can say my car knows Karate. “KIAI!!!”