I can remember the day I took you home, I was intoxicated by your curves and even more by your personality. I could see in your eyes that we were meant to be together, I knew you had flaws but I was prepared to accept them, because I knew deep down that this was fate. Throughout the course of the year I began to learn many new and interesting things about you, many of these things played with my emotions and changed my perspective, but I never lost sight of what was - in my eyes - perfection. I’ll concede that I left you out in the cold on a few occasions, and there were times that my anger toward you almost made me give up altogether, but I knew that despite all this, I would never find another quite like you...

You rotten bitch.