With Luke Perry’s death at such a relatively young age of 52 from stroke, some of you in your 40s or older may be feeling a little anxious about your own mortality.
But I have come here to reassure you.
At worst, YOU HAVE LESS THAN 10 YEARS LEFT TO LIVE!!!!
But again, don’t worry. Strokes have very little to do with your age.
That means YOU’RE JUST AS LIKELY TO DIE TOMORROW!!!
But look at the bright side... many people survive strokes and go on to live long lives AS WHEELCHAIR-BOUND VEGETABLES!!!
So... nothing to worry about... nothing to worry about at all...