If your Ford had a Matthew McConaughey, it would be a Lincoln

On today's episode of things I never thought I'd have to say out loud:

Don’t stick Legos up your nose.

Yep. Parenthood is some weird wild stuff.

She’s fine, BTW. We only discovered what she had done, when she sneezed and it came flying out. Gadamn it kid.


Cat in a tub, aka dick in a box, for your time.

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