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Rental Corolla!

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For a base trim economy car, it is surprisingly peppy and responsive. 10/10 would buy before that hunk o’ shit Buick Enclave or whatever the fuck SUV that thing was that I rented in Texas.

But seriously, Toyota, we need to talk about that whole bumper/grill/front end mess you have going on there. You need to clean that shit up, post haste.

Just a thought from a long time customer.

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