Oooh sh*T

Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck. I just dislocated my knee, I’m naked on the floor of my bathroom in soo much pain I’m laughing.. quick my date will be here in 20 min, how do I relocate this bitch and how do I stall the date?! aaahhhhh


Wish me luck ya’ll!!!

Update:I was able to relocate my knee cap and get dressed and ready just in the nick of time. She even stopped and bought me a knee brace and ice pack. We had a lovely evening of Netflix n chill with grub hub and cuddles. She was super sweet to me be all night. I'm sore as fuck today but I'll live! Thanks for the distractions in the moment!!

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