What is the sound of one piston slapping?
What is the sound of one piston slapping?
Illustration for article titled Oooooh, its bad.

The worst part was this lady and I made small talk at the entry. She’s like, “Shoot, I’m just here for suppose for my daycare. Costco was ransacked.” Run into her 30 minutes later... “I... I can’t believe it. Someone stole my cart. Baby food, Kleenex, applesauce, paper towels... I turned my back and...... I can’t believe this...” How awful.


The good news is I got Golden Grahams! Oh, those Golden Grahams... Top Ramen totally cleared out of course. What else here... Two cans of tuna, eggs, and popiseed muffins... Sleepytime tea... Beers!

Zero cleaning products of any kind available. Welp. Careful out there, everyone!

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