so, 5 months AFTER i put the motorcycle in my storage room, do I get into trouble for the bike being in the storage room. (not allowed to store motor vehicles in residence)

time to pull out the loop hole. take off the front wheel and make it a big pile of ‘parts’. rules say nothing about ‘parts”

They also took my 2 tiny propane bottles that I have for my mini BBQ.
“they represent as great a fire hazard as a lit candle”

Fuck nuggets, they are 1lb metal containers holding a gas in a dark, unlit room. “as big a fire hazard as a lit candle” my shiny metal ass.