First up, third prize goes to sony1492 for this: https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_320/n2nsmhowhqwud7ydxwg0.mp4
Well done, sony1492. You get 1492 internet points!
Second prize goes to Captain Cayman... for this one:
Excellent work. 69,420 internet points for you!
And first place goes to Spoon II, for “Try new Kool-Aid cherry bomb! It’ll blow you away!”
You win the grand prize of 1,000,000 internet points!
The rest of y’all get participation awards. But really, you guys did great. Feel free to keep making funny captions!