What is the sound of one piston slapping?
What is the sound of one piston slapping?

First up, third prize goes to sony1492 for this: https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_320/n2nsmhowhqwud7ydxwg0.mp4

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Well done, sony1492. You get 1492 internet points!

Second prize goes to Captain Cayman... for this one:

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Excellent work. 69,420 internet points for you!

And first place goes to Spoon II, for “Try new Kool-Aid cherry bomb! It’ll blow you away!”

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You win the grand prize of 1,000,000 internet points!

The rest of y’all get participation awards. But really, you guys did great. Feel free to keep making funny captions!

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