What is the sound of one piston slapping?
What is the sound of one piston slapping?
Illustration for article titled Oppo Car Down, Oppo Car Down!

Well...not down so much as just a black eye, but still :(

A car right in front of me was rubbernecking and rear ended another car. My following distance was a little too close and I wasn't sure I had enough braking distance, so I swerved off the hwy, into the grass and...er...performed a controlled forced deceleration maneuver with a nearby center divider pole.
I'm fine, damage is mostly cosmetic, and apparently those center poles are made of adamantium 'cos it did not suffer a single scratch on it. People who got rear ended weren't so lucky, vehicle at fault drove away. DON'T FREAKING HIT AND RUN PEOPLE, JESUS


Today's lesson? Uh...mustang parts are cheap *shrug*

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