I don’t technically have to go to work tomorrow. No one will miss me—except in the existential way that everyone misses me—because everyone is out. I don’t want to go, but I don’t not want to go. I’m just ambivalent and almost out of beer.
If I don’t go, I still have to “work,” but not commute, because things have got to get did.
If I do go, I’ll probably work harder. If I don’t, I probably won’t.
Does that poll work? Usually the don’t. Song for your time.