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OPPO Fashion Halp Again Pls

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I have a very fancy and swanky rooftop party to attend on Friday, it will probably be around 75 degrees at night and the dress code is business formal-ish. I’m a bit fat and I follow the strict never remove your jacket rule. What the fuck do I wear?

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A- Blue Wool Suit.

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B-Boring Black Suit.

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C- Green Velvet Blazer, black pants.

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D- Nekkid.

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Shoes will either be glossy Ferragamos or dark blue Oxfords.

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