Oppo, I have the bestest idea in the history of Finance!

Step 1) Purchase Toyota Tacoma SR5 w/4x4 with the double cab short bed.

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Step 2) Get one of those zero APR autoloans.

Step 3) Monitor the inflation rate and chuckle as you pay of your loan with cheaper dollars.

$34,865 / 5 = $6,973 per year.

with the current inflation rate of 2%.

 Year 1 6,973 x 0.98 = $6,833 paid the first year. $140 saved

Year 2 6,973 x 0.96 = $6,694 paid. $279 saved

Year 3 6,973 x 0.94 = $6,554 paid. $419 saved

Year 4 6,973 x 0.92 = $6,415 paid. $558 saved

Year 5 6,973 x 0.90 = $6,275 paid. $698 saved

You saved $2,094 dollars over what you technically paid for the truck.

Step 4) Sell truck for $1k less than MSRP, because Taco tax.

Step 5) PROFIT!
Now this is when you say. “But what about insurance, gas, and maintenance?”

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I’d answer. “You’re an American (even if you’re not) you weren’t gonna buy anything less than a Taco anyway!”

You: “What about a used truck then?”

Me: My exact word’s were “bestest idea in the history of finance” not economics, so we don’t account for opportunity cost.

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So I’m technically correct, the best type of correct!

MUWAHAHAHAHAHAH!

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