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So a guy tried to buy weed off me today on campus. I think god’s telling me to.

Step 1- Become a drug dealer

Step 2- Use drug profits to hire PI to investigate the shop I suspect stole the Integra

Step 3- PI busts shop for numerous car thefts

Step 4- Turn myself into the police for being a drug dealer.

Step 5-