Oppo, I think I'm in love

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So I had to go to my favorite place to frivolously spend money on stuff that will just sit around... Harbor Freight.


While driving home I pull up behind a red FC RX7 with a purple spoiler, chuckle to myself, and then fiddle with my radio while waiting for the light to turn. I look up again hmm, what's that, that's an interesting lookin stick shift (it was like those fancy plastic but look like glass soap dishes your girlfriend buys, you know the ones with the bubbles inside...). The light turns, I pull along side the RX, good looking blonde chick driving. Wasn't afraid to drive it either. I detoured from my planned route to attempt to catch back up, but alas, the jeep is incredibly slow and traffic also got in front of me.

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