Are you too busy to read all of Oppo? Boy are you lucky, I’ve read every single post skimmed through Oppo a couple times a day for the last week and distilled it down to a few easily-digestible highlights, unlike that sandwich I made a few days ago out of all the leftovers in the fridge - there had to be at least three kinds of meat in there, and 2-3 kinds of cheese. I think there were Banana peppers, too. But uhh oh yeah the highlights:

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  • First Gear, 4LO: Jack Stands - They’re all going to work but they also might kill you if you balance a deuce-and-a-half on a single 1-ton Harbor Freight Balsa Wood model
  • Second Gear: I Bought A Thing - There are some deals to be had right now
  • Three-on-the-Tree: Coronavirus - What’s open? What’s cancelled (everything)? What’s the president ingesting this week (not bleach)?
  • Neutral Drop: Folding@Home - I can only assume this is because you’re all doing laundry all the time, because WFH. At least it feels like I’M folding all the time.
  • Reverse: What are your weekend plans? Because this doesn’t have to make sense anyway. We’ll be burning some cheap gas in my boat, because suddenly it’s summer. What about you?
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Illustration for article titled Oppo Morning Shift 5/22/2020

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