What?

The official date of Oppo Rally Midwest: 2019 A Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Queen City shall be The Twelfth of October, Two-Thousand and Nineteen AD. Mark your calendars, empty you colanders, and prepare your cylinders for what shall be a once in a lifetime event of limited preparations and massive frustrations.

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And just where is this taking place?

Cincinnati. Well, mostly. Kinda in and around the Greater Cincy Tristate area.

What is this?

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This is basically a fucked up scavenger hunt that is picture based. I give clues, you give answers via The Gram. You drive from point to point and points are pointed when pictures are posted.

I’m confused, I thought that this is a rally...

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You’re not very helpful, but consider me interested. How do I join?

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Draft an electronic letter to mischenkom2 (at) gmail (dot) com with the subject of Oppo Rally 2019. The body shall be:

(Name of participant (ie YOU)) would like to participate in this here rally. My car is (Y/M/M). My team consists of (names of cohorts).

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It’s that simple. Once I get more than 10 teams (teams can be a party of 1 to 4) or 9/27 hits (whatever comes first), I shall send out a group notification containing further details of start location, time, and whatever else I damn well please to say (hopefully it’s my manifesto!).

Is there a fee?

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How about Tree-Fiddy?

If you want promotional stickers, it’ll cost more, just drop a comment below and we’ll consider it.

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What should I drive?

Preferably a car. But motorcycles are also allowed, but 2 wheels bad. Any more questions? post below.

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