Memorial Day weekend sucks. I’m all about day-long endurance races, but two legs of the Triple Crown in one day, the Nürburgring 24 Hours and NASCAR’s longest race, which goes late into the evening? It’s time for y’all to rock-paper-scissors this out and kick somebody off that weekend. It’s too much of multiple good things, and I always feel dead by the end of it.
As such, one of the chunks of bonus points given in the OppositeLock Rally—a nice sounding event where you could have actual in-person contact with other people, go outside, and even drive a car—was #PlacesStefWouldRatherBe.
The winner of the #PlacesStefWouldRatherBe points, Ryan, apparently knew of out my one true weakness: seafood. Austin is landlocked and sad when it comes to good seafood. So, posting a big plate of plump raw oysters is peak #PlacesStefWouldRatherBe. Heck yes, get in my belly.
Look at those big beautiful oysters. Mother of Puff. Get me some hot sauce and put them in my facehole right now.
If I could drive that, it’d have won. Here to drive the cars!