Let’s have some fun. Leave a few in the comments below.

Nothing racist/sexist/etc., though.

A few of my favorites:

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. The bartender looks at him and says, “What’s with the steering wheel?”


The pirate says, “Argh, it’s drivin’ me nuts.”

What’s blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.