My wife has a sweet land yacht Sienna. Me, being a genius, had a trailer hitch receiver put on the back. Because we might need to haul stuff. Ummm, ok, the real reason is to buy a little platform to take the Vespa when we travel in the van. I have sweet dreams of cruising around Oakland when we go to visit the in-laws instead of listening to my wife’s sister screeching about some bullshit while her 30 year old nephew hangs with his 18 year old baby mama.... oops, different story.

The receiver hitch scrapes on driveways and other low-end obstacles. Forgive me, but dat ass needs a bit of a lift. Any advice on how to approach this? My preferred solution has been vetoed: