I am most upset that I have to spend my money on some boring shitwagon instead of making the kid’s T Bird’s 429 Thunderjet crush his enemies, see them driven before him, and let him hear the lamentations of their women (if they can hear it over the straight pipes).

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Pumpkin is not pleased with this shit.

Tell me Oppo, do you want me buying a Volvo or making that fucking V8 roar like an emissions-exempt dragon? God damn it all to hell. He has to have a safe DD.

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