Dinner tonight was with some co-workers and I brought the kids. After I paid our share of the bill we wandered to the parking lot where I showed them my co-workers Mercedes SL 350. I ask my kids “should daddy get a car like this?”

My 9-year-old daughter says, “Well, who makes it? How many cylinders does it have?”

“It’s a Mercedes and it has six.”

“You need a car with at least 8 cylinders.”